I was a square once. It wasn't boring. I was a rebellious square.

 

I’ve noticed that I have a very French chin.

nerdywithadashofawesome:

nyehpetaleijon:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard

True fans can also be devices that when flapped push air towards the user.
Don’t discriminate among fans.

(Source: neoridley)

NO MORE RAMEN IS SEEKING CONTRIBUTORS!

no-more-ramen:

I am seeking contributors to specialize in the following for the blog:

  • budget grocery shopping
  • tips for people using food stamps/SNAP
  • gluten free/celiac cooking
  • kosher cooking
  • recipes for diabetics

I am looking either for someone to contribute a post every other week or…

Halal cooking is pretty easy as long as you have the correct ingredients.
I’m by no means an expert nor and I muslim, but I work in the kitchens at an Iraqi restaurant that is halal. The meat has to be halal (it has to have no blood and it has to have been killed by a muslim in the direction of Mecca) but it isn’t like with kosher cooking where everything has to be separate.
I mean it is a good idea to keep raw meat and vegetables separate while prepping food for germ reasons but it isn’t required for the food to be halal from what I have seen at work.  

abomasnow:

what exactly is the gay lifestyle? like what does that mean when people are like “i don’t support the lifestyle”? cuz like my lifestyle is wakin up at 1pm going to work and then coming home and making pasta idk what’s so bad about that really

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

intergalacticsloth:

askerenjaegerisfuckingawesome:

tennants-hair:

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

Get “Viva la Pluto” to be a trending tag

The Pluto fandom doesn’t fuck around

(Source: lumos5001)